A twist on idioms.

I can't stand idioms. I fucking hate them. They make zero sense most of the time too. On top of that, they're so damn out-dated. However, according to Cambridge, I've to learn them and even contaminate my essays with them. Haiz. So, here I am, in front of my com, doing research on idioms. However, I hate them, so i've put a modern twist on some of them lah, for my own convenience.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. - A chick in the bed is worth two in Geylang.
Put all your eggs in one basket. - Save all your songs in one iPod.
Take a leaf from someone's book - Rip off someones blog
Holy cow - Holy guitar
A bad apple - An unseeded torrent
Bark up the wrong tree - Use Yahoo instead of Google
Easy as pie - Easy as cheesepie
Be like taking candy from a baby - Be like finding porn in the internet
Put yourself in someone's shoe - Hack into someone's MSN
When pigs fly - When Pinoys see porn
The final straw - The final "Nudge"
Hit the sack - Get laid
Apple of my eye - Homepage of my browser

Crack.

I just discovered that on top of any blog, there's a "search" option, a "search" on everything in blogs. Bloody useful leh! I did a search on Montfort, our next opponent for debate, and guess what? I found one of their blogs! seriousscrabbler.blogspot.com. Lol. There was a host of other stuff too, but this one stands out: http://sporeforeigntalent.blogspot.com/2006/01/effects-of-foreign-talent.html.
Check out the answers: From the source i know that foreigners are better than singaporeans.

Lol.