That gal is a dasypygal

From the Dombo Archives: A list of pownzors words which you'll never use and will never be able to spell.

ABECEDARIAN: beginner
ACHAETOUS: hairless
ALBESCENT: becoming white; whitish (Raymond is albescent; he just spends too much time under the sun)
ALOGISM: absurdity
BIBLIOTAPH: one who hides books (We are all bibliotaphs since we hide books under our tables)
BIDUOUS: lasting two days (Underneath his pants is a biduous erection)
BOANTHROPY: type of insanity in which a man thinks he's an ox
BRIMBORION: something useless or nonsensical
DASYPYGAL: having hairy buttocks
DIGONEUTIC: reproducing twice a year
DILDO: a West Indian cactus with pink flower
EESOME: pleasing to the eye
EPICARICACY: taking pleasure in others' misfortune
ERGASIOPHOBIA: fear of or aversion to work
GOOGOL: ten to the power 100
GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE: one who likes to nibble on a woman's earlobe
HYPERMNESIA: unusually sharp memory
IATROMISIA: dislike of doctors
JARGOGLE: to mess up
KOPOPHOBIA: fear of physical or mental exhaustion
LAPLING: someone who enjoys resting in women's laps
MEABLE: easily penetrated
MERKIN: false pubic hair (What's the point of pretending to shave your merkins?)
MISOSCOPIST: hater of beauty
NULLIBIQUITOUS: non-existent
OMPHALOSKEPSIS: meditation while gazing at one's navel (Raymond practices a form of omphaloskepsis, only that he doesn't look at his own navel, but looks at other's instead)
PODOBROMHIDROSIS: smelly feet
PRAVITY: physical deformity
PREPUCE: foreskin
PYGOPHILOUS: buttock-loving
RICTUS: very wide mouth (Huimin has a rictus; she can stuff her whole fist into her mouth)
SMELLFUNGUS: grumbler, faultfinder
SQUABASH: to crush by criticism
TEUTOPHOBIA: fear and dislike of Germans or German things
TRAGOMASCHALIA: smelly armpits
ZENZIZENZIZENZIC: the eighth power of a number