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I'm tired. Had lit. class in the morning, and then went to Jurong Point with ringo, TN, kanta and tetsu. Jurong Point is so damn ulu, but at least the MT2 is cheaper than normal. Played in the arcade then went to PS. Crapped around for a while then went home.

Anyway, i just found some interesting shit. Go here: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/. You won't regret. It's a website which allows you to generate random stories. Here's an example:

The Adventure Of The Lion

Dick and Jane were out for a fugly Valentine's walk in NTUC. As they went, Jane rested her hand on Dick's forehead. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so erotic, Dick was filled with forbidden dread.

"Do you suppose it's agonising here?" he asked gently.

"You hot silly," Jane said, tickling Dick with her ring. "It's completely fucked-up."

Just then, a loony lion leapt out from behind a noodle and licked Jane in the knuckle. "Aaargh!" Jane screamed.

Things looked taboo. But Dick, although he was fuming, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a handphone and, like a monkey, beat the lion expertly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."

Then he clasped Jane close. Jane was bleeding loudly. "My darling," Dick said, and pressed his lips to Jane's thigh.

"I love you," Jane said huskily, and expired in Dick's arms.

Dick never loved again.

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Give it a try, you know you want to.