Wii

- Nintendo has officially anounced the name of its next generation, code-named "Revolution" console, it is called Nintendo Wii [pronounced "we"]. Wii symbolizes the unique controllers and the image of a person playing it. The console will have 512MB built-in Flash memory, wireless LAN, SD memory card slow and 2 USB 2.0 ports; its Virtual Console function is backward compatible with Famicom/NES, SFC/SNES, Nintendo 64, Mega Drive/Genesis and PC-Engine/Turbografx.

O RLY? SRSLY? WTF? We got X-BOX 360 from Microsoft, PS3 from Sony and we get weewee from Nintendo. "Hey everybody...let's play the Wii! WHEE!" That sounds so stupid. This name may click with the Japanese but crowd Engish-speaking won't be lapping this up. All the crude penis and urine jokes, they're going to be popping up like freaking zits.

Stupidity of the name aside, let's just hope they produce top quality games. I'm sure that wii'll get used to it...