Nice to meet you; I will eat you.

My motto: a REVOLUTION without dancing is a REVOLUTION not worth having.

WTF?

According to Reader's Digest, it's the funny-funny month this month. So let me share a joke. My own joke, too.

The other day, just before ACES, 4b had spare blue hair colour, so I took advantage, and borrowed some. After applying it to my hair, I had blue hair. Some guy asked me what happened to my hair. "Apparently, it blue itself"

And since we're into colour jokes, orange I funny?

*Blinkblink*, you don't get it? It's not me that's lame...Oh well. I'm sure you'll get this:



Anyways, the holidays just started, but for some reason, it doesn't feel like a holiday. Maybe it's because I missed out on my PPR this term, or maybe it's because I'll be going back to school every single day this holidays, so, yup, this holiday is the ultimate anti-holiday. Some days, I'm staying in school for a longer period of time than I do on normal school days. Oh well, I'll just ROCK the Prelims; and subsequently, the O-levels.

Good luck to all graduating classes! No such thing as stupid, only lazy, or at least, keep telling yourself that :). And don't avoid laughing at yourself; you might be missing out on the joke of the century.

I got stabbed.

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you wish are true.
Leave the fibs alone.

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. {All the time} I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. {At least, I think so}
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent!
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I am currently single. I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I'm obsessed with guys.
I love hugs.
I study for tests most of the time. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I am a chocoholic.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions. I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.